Dreaming Of Owning A Vacation Rental Here Are Some Weird Rules

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The Weirdest Vacation Rental House Rules From Guests Who Experienced Them

By  | Apr 12, 2019

Forget the famous warning of "Game of Thrones": In fact, summer is coming. Yay! If you're like us, you're already dreaming of turning on that "out of office" email notification and going on a well-deserved vacation. While some travelers still prefer to go the hotel route, it's increasingly common for people to use Airbnb instead, and book a stay in an actual home.

If you do opt to stay in a vacation rental home, you'll find that every place comes with its own set of rules and regulations. Some are fairly standard (e.g., no noise past 10 p.m., no smoking indoors, or turn off the heater after you leave). But for every handful of vacation rentals with reasonable rules there exist a few properties with very strict—borderline strange—directions for their guests.

How strict? The renters below reveal the weirdest requirements they've encountered in vacation homes.


Napa wine country, in Northern California, brings to mind relaxed days sipping wine in sun-soaked vineyards. In other words, it's an ideal spot to kick back—unless you stay in the same rental home as travel bloggers jme and Bryan of Travel With jme and Bryan.

"There were photos in the kitchen of everything—each cupboard, drawer, and shelf—because the dishes all had to go back exactly the way they were pictured," says jme.

The rooms also had pictures of exactly where the furniture should be and how the bed should be made. We don't even want to think about what would happen if the renters broke a dish!

Caught on candid camera

Kiedra Hinkle-Tyson, director of sales and marketing at B3 Face Forward Public Relations, recently stayed in a vacation rental in New York City with a client during a press event. The property, she says, was beautiful. But the owner? "A nightmare."

"We were not allowed to roll our bags," Hinkle-Tyson says. "Instead, we had to carefully lift up our bags and carry them."

The vacation rental rules also stated guests could have only up to eight people in the apartment.

"So we had four people renting the apartment, and one day, we had three friends visit," says Hinkle-Tyson. It turns out, the owner had an undisclosed camera in the home, and as soon as Hinkle-Tyson's friends came over, the owner called and said the guests had to leave—even though there were only seven people in the house. Good times!

Don't miss curfew

Daphne Jouanneteau and her boyfriend thought they were in for an enjoyable weekend in New Hampshire. But upon arriving at their rental, the host informed them that quiet hours are from 9 p.m. to 7 a.m., and that guests were not permitted to come and go whenever they wanted. That's right—they essentially had to adhere to a curfew.

"Needless to say, my boyfriend and I were both very surprised," says Jouanneteau. "We proceeded to leave her place at 6 a.m. the next day and find a hotel for the following night."


One of the main conveniences—and even pleasures—of renting an actual residence is having the ability to cook during your stay, but one home's rules made that particularly challenging.

A few years ago, Laura Orsini, an independent book publisher at Panoply Publishing, in Phoenix, was staying in Costa Mesa, CA, with her husband and sister. The apartment had wooden countertops—you know, the kind used to make cutting boards. But the homeowners were not keen on anyone actually taking knives to the countertops.

"They had notes taped on every appliance and along the backsplash about every 6 inches that read, 'DO NOT CUT ON THE COUNTER. USE A CUTTING BOARD!'" says Orsini. Maybe installing a countertop that looks like a cutting surface wasn't the wisest choice for a vacation rental.

No check-ins after dark

Tamika Todd, a frequent traveler who is also a vacation rental manager and broker for Hidden Oasis, in Bermuda, thought she had her bases covered when she booked an Airbnb in Florence, Italy. She notified the host she'd need a late check-in time because her international flight arrived at night, and the owner approved her request.

"But upon arrival, the owner stated that their policy didn't permit check-ins after dark," says Todd. "We were stranded and exhausted!"

Todd and her companion had to walk to the nearby train station, flag a taxi, and stay the night in a subpar motel nearby. Luckily, Airbnb acknowledged their grievance and gave them a full refund, plus a small credit for their inconvenience.

Lobster limitations

When Jeanne Martinson rented a condo in the Canadian town of Summerside, Prince Edward Island, she was looking forward to cooking and eating lots of lobster—a speciality of the island.

"But we were disappointed when we were told—after we checked in—that we were not allowed to boil lobster in the condo," she says. "There was no reason given, just no lobsters."

Margaret Heidenry is a writer living in Brooklyn, NY. Her work has appeared in the New York Times Magazine, Vanity Fair, and Boston 

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